"Maps of Non-existent Places" gatefold 2LP set on translucent orange and blue vinyl. Limited pressing of 1000. On FLYING JANGUS RECORDS.

A Frank Zappa for the indie generation? Incubus jamming with the Mahavishnu Orchestra? Mr. Bungle and Steely Dan joining forces to fight Godzilla? King Crimson and the Brecker Brothers serenading you at your bedside? It all seems so strange on paper, yet it’s sure to satisfy your ears in the best of ways.

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